• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    What a waste of a setup. If someone says “what have I missed” you have the full universe of possibility to be creative. If the best you have is “this dick”, I’m sorry, you need to work on that. Take an improv class or something.

    Be funny and creative and you’ll use the dick more often.

    • Zorque@lemmy.world
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      30 minutes ago

      Even the best comedians test material before taking it to a big audience.

      And sometimes the best jokes are the simplest, not everything has to be unique and cutting edge. Sometimes the classic tried and true is the best thing to offer.

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    4 hours ago

    Id shoot myself and spell the other person’s name in my own blood if someone said this to me BODY SHAMMING IS WRONG NO MATTER WHO ITS AGAINST

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      4 hours ago

      I mean yes, I agree, but on the other hand teasing is a commonly accepted form of bonding. If youre dating someone, presumably you have the skills to communicate your boundaries and what you are and are not comfortable with. As such, if this is a problem, it will presumably be hashed out. If not, then you are getting up in arms over a non issue, and that would seem to be indicitive of you having some personal issues that you might want to work out.

      This isnt to put you down or a gotcha, im genuinely concerned that this impacts you so heavily and am open to discussing it in pms if youd like.

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        I didn’t assume these people were dating, I figured it was 2 friends. I took no insult from the joke thinking it was people having a laugh but if it was really someone who had seen their dick making the joke then it might actually be a hurtful joke. Overall I’d guess two heterosexual guys were the 2 in the discussion. Everyone knows there aren’t any women on the internet

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      3 hours ago

      Sounds like you need to talk to someone. People shouldn’t be mean. And you shouldn’t threaten suicide if they are.