The secret to getting work at KFC is applying old school … with a paper application so greasy, it’s see-through.
Even applications to Gregg’s (UK bakery chain famous for sausage rolls) require 1000 word personal statements
you mothercluckers!
This feels like one of those “how did you get radicalized” memes
I worked for KFC a long as time ago. I’m glad it was an era of paper applications and phone call interaction. The internet was not a factor. This is fucking ridiculous.
I’m sure you meant to say “clucking ridiculous”.
I’ll see myself out.
If you’re cluckin delighted then you’d’ve cluckin hired me motherclucker
They can’t just tell it like it is, cuz they’re chicken
“We need a way to let our applicants down in a firm, but fun way!”
This made me cry blood very gothly
I was depressed so I slit my wrists sexily
the special ingredient is cruelty.
