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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

it really do be like that

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it really do be like that

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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    Men should get to wear pretty sundresses too.

    I don’t even mean in a femboy sense (though that’s great too). Gimme beefcakes and bears in sundresses, damnit.

    Edit: and also lanky thin guys in dresses too

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      May I introduce you to the kilt? It changed my life. Stylish, shows off my legs, and the gentlemen approve of the airflow during the searing 10 months of Texas summer.

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      this guy gets it

  • Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world
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    Autistic women are, once again, invisible.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      They’re not invisible. They’re wearing yoga pants. Just like the Allistic women.

    • 1984@lemmy.today
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      Ive seen them, they are visible.

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Why

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      deleted by creator

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    Men set the craziest standards for other men, no wonder men’s mental health is in decline. Who tf can realistically achieve that look, those arms, that jaw. It’s giving me a crisis of masculinity just looking at it.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      Who can afford that kind of comically oversized lollypop on a normal salary?

    • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
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      This. His tusk-maxxxing routine must be crazy.

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      I pretty much have those arms, but my jaw is closer to the lady on the left lmao

      But most of all, I do NOT have his waistline. Look at that v-taper. Thin in the middle, wide lats. I’d have to lose a good 40 KG to achieve that and the average man probably could not achieve that at all without years of working out because it’s pretty hard to get lats that wide.

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      And the beanie and lollypop?

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  • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    men and women dressing differently is pointless

    men it is your duty to wear a sundress

    • 1984@lemmy.today
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      Mmm no.

    • Druid@lemmy.zip
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      it’s that time of the year again to get railed in a sundress

      • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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        You know, this comment was actually pretty inspiring for me. I only own one sundress, and it’s been sitting in my “to be repaired” bag for way too long. However, I am spending this weekend with a partner, and so I am suddenly motivated to repair that damn dress.

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          I’m glad :D Not sure if this is the origin of the reference, but it’s something like that:

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      And learn to shave down below! God damn, nobody wants to see those hairy toes, you freak’n hobbit.

      • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
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        @halflingsofonlyfans would be too differ.

  • TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world
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    Let people dress however they want…

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      No

      • 1984@lemmy.today
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        Gonna do it anyway

        • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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          How, I’ve made a royal decree.

          • 1984@lemmy.today
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            :)

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    WORK WORK

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      SOMTING ME DOIN?

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        Zug zug!

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    The left image is also what I strive to look like in summer :3

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      So has the egg cracked already or is it still an ongoing process?

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        Oh the shell has cracked long time ago, just very much closeted 😆

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    What should we be wearing?

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      A nice doublet with some ruffs underneath combined with a sturdy pair of breeches, a modest codpiece and a fashionable cape. As for footwear I’d recommend riding boots.

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        How’s this?

      • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online
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        Too 16th century. Got anything more Georgian?

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          Maybe a nice frockcoat with a neckcloth, a frilly jabot and some breeches with folded stocks. For a more modern look you can combine the frockcoat with some cargo shorts. As for shoes I’d recommend some brightly colored brockcades with a nice buckle.

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            Now THAT is more my style.

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      I usually opt for my birthday suit but last time I did that I wasnt allowed within 100 ft of the gas station up the street anymore

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        Where did you get vernix caseosa?

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Your heart on your sleeve.

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    I actually saw that shirt in the wild once

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      I would like one, but unfortunately I am not diagnosed with autism. I do think it would be hilarious to wear it otherwise.

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        Don’t want to get in trouble for stolen valor.

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          Pretty much. Not that I think I’d get in trouble, I just think it’d be distasteful to wear it as a normie.

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    NGL, that kind of lollipop doesn’t taste that great, and they’re messy. I mean if offered one I’d still take one because im a sugar addict, but still.

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    That dude looks fucking amazing.

    Ive seen a sun dress before and a girl in nice photos. girls take lots of pics for the internet these days 4 insta and Facebook. Yawn.

    But a zug bug is truly beautiful and glorious.

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    Orcs are low-key hot

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      they are HOT

    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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      Very low-key

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    There was a mafia Don interview I saw and they asked him the #1 rule of being a mafioso. He said “never wear shorts, no one will take you seriously”😂I think about that every time I wear shorts

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      I’m not a mafia boss, I wear shorts all summer (March/April through October or so) Office, doctor’s appointment, whatever. It’s shorts for me.

      I used to joke that one day I’m going to walk into the Mercedes dealership wearing shorts and ask them to test drive a brand new S-Class, but my priorities have changed somewhat in the meantime so I don’t think I’ll be doing that. Not such a huge fan of their newest interiors anyway.

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      one of my worst days was when I was told I could not wear shorts to an internship

      my brother in cheesus we are in the middle of the summer reaching 50 degrees celsius (120 for burger metrics) LET ME HAVE MY SHORTS

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    Dandy wear vs. comfortable

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