Electric Boogaloo Edition Confirmed!
The Bible 2: Electric Boogaloo sequel is much better than the original. Jesus smites the fuck out of non-believers!!🤘
Then I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures say with a voice like thunder, “Come!" I looked, and behold, there was a pink horse. The one riding on it had two guns, and laser eyes were given to him. He went out as a conqueror so he might conquer.
This cover is 100% approved by God, the Bible only says that Christ will butcher everybody on Earth upon His return, it does NOT explicitly say how; M60s and laser beam eyes riding a flying unicorn is perfectly sound theologically speaking.
Amen.
OK but WINGS on the unicorn? As if anybody would believe a holy man rides a flying horse.
If it wasn’t for the hand holding the book I’d think this was slop going by the ammmo belts…
Its fantastic either way, though
I came here to help lepers and kick ass, looks like I’m all out of lepers.
Is this the one where Good and Evil American natives fight for a pair of golden plates you can only read from inside a hat?
You laugh but when separated out each plate is a deadly weapon, a quality unmatched by a flimsy Bible page
Come over here and say that to my Arc of the Covenant
Wow, so this is what the Mormon Jesus was doing in the three days he visited America.
It’s missing a rainbow. Preferably coming out of the unicorn’s ass.
If you inspect closely, this unicorn has wings. That would make this an Alicorn!
Username checks out.
Also known as the Pegacorn …
I’m sorry, is this the new cover for the Book of Mormon?
