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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Life never works exactly the way you want it

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Life never works exactly the way you want it

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 hours ago

    Marilyn Manson is a fucker. Consider a different meme format

    https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/music/news/marilyn-manson-allegations-evan-rachel-wood-b2679105.html

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      No

      • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Do you boo boo

  • Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online
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    …this meme feels targeted to my age group but it’s 100% boomer humor so does that mean???

    😥

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      21 hours ago

      You may be aging?

      There’s an incredible workaround for it, I hear. Cures all ailments, apparently…

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        Is it a permanent solution to all my temporary problems?! Sounds fucking lit!

        • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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          Well… Technically it just ‘outsources the problems’ to those around you, so maybe something to consider.

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Exactly

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    Just squint, its all the same when its a blur

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      In the 90s, I was a teenager. I cranked out so many loads to the scrambled porn channel.

      Then one day it came in perfectly clear. Turns out it was the home and garden channel

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        Tossed ya salad to the gardening channel lol. I was a preteen in the 90s and cranking one out in a home with no internet or cable tv was a struggle

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          A couple of times I found a few tattered pages of a porn mag by the side of the road.

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            Nah you gotta find your porno mags out by the creek under a bush. That’s where they get hid for the later generations of pervs

            Or so the legends say

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              FARK OFF me and my mates found a plastic bag filled with old porno mags while walking through this bushland area near my house when i was in grade 9! My mate convinced us to not steal it in case the person who left it there found out it was us and then we tried finding it the next weekend and we couldnt find it haha

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              [email protected]

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              It used to be true, back in the '80s. We called it hedge porn and me and my buddies found two seperate stashes over the years.

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                See i’m totally not making it up or telling on my own stash

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    Mmm… furry tits. 😎

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      i mean carrying the soft cat around when i got my shirt off is pretty nice

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    If you work without a shirt on and so does your husband, you might be a redneck.

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      Fellas is it gay to be a redneck

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      Correct. Topless yard work is 100% legal in my redneck state. Let them puppies breathe!

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