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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

I am machine

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I am machine

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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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    WRONG, you absorb most of that and eventually turn into CO2 and urea (protein), poop is mostly indigestible stuff and bacteria + bile (digested old blood cells)

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    Ah yes, an anti-meme

    Do we have an anti-meme community on Lemmy?

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      I mean, it’s very clearly also a shit post.

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      [email protected]

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      This is a dual purpose meme but I don’t like double posting

  • rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works
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    Desire is a production-process, and we are all machines that desire.

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    They already have that. Welcome to the future of food

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      The future is now

  • Blaster M@lemmy.world
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    I NEVER SLEEP I KEEP MY EYES WIDE OPEN

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    deleted by creator

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    You take credit which does not belong to you. The microbes do the actual work of turning things into poop. You sit there festering while demanding the germs give up their labor as sustenance and you take all the credit for their work. If they unionize you’ll know from the fever as they take back their work.

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      Truly I am bourgeois 😔

  • NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world
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    Well yes, but actually yes

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    💩!

    !yourjokebutworse

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