In every joke there is a bit of joke ~ My grandfather

Beans

He was an ape

One of my friends is a type I diabetic. He had some sort of smart thingamajig in his teenage years for measuring blood sugar, so you could monitor it over time or warn your family if you’re in some critical situation.

The jester may mean simply to prank, but they may well have blood on their hands if they fuck up medical devices such as that one.

A boycott or strike with an end date is seldom effective.

See for instance Reddit

Life is like a fairy tale. Unfortunately it was written by Germans.

Another day of thanking my past self for leaving

Holy shit they made SCP-2875 a real thing

I mean, that’s how cotton is produced nowadays too, except Uyghurs are the ones doing it.

I do, actually!

I love FreeDOS and occasionally use it, and not just for vidya.

Windoze must die! Long live DOS!

~ War cry of the ancient geek

Twitter is not a free platform. It actively suppresses the voices of the left and protects the far right.

I do sincerely support free speech. I think it looks a lot more like the Fediverse than Twitter.

*Hits the Blessed Waterpipe of Panaji*

Under Trinitarianism, God would be a they/them, because they’re literally several people.

According to the common understanding of the doctrine of virgin birth, Mary got impregnated through the Holy Spirit rather than The Father rawdogging her. This suggests that the Holy Spirit is a dick and thus probably male.

The Father is, according to the Catechism of the Catholic Church, not a man or a woman. That being said, neither Hebrew nor Aramaic nor Koine Greek have gender-neutral pronouns (except perhaps calling The Father “it” in Koine Greek, which would be hilarious but sadly would not be approved of by a killjoy like Paul).

Thanks, fellow worker

Can someone please explain? I don’t get it.

*cognitohazard unless it is contagious

We do. DB0 and Solarpunk.

Polytheists are theists too

An invitation to “Learn Olbanian!” was directed at Madonna in 2006, when in her blog she used an electronic translator to address her Russian fans and called them “Russian ventilators” by mistake [3] (i.e. by confusing “fan (person)” and “fan (machine)”, while the latter is ventilyator in Russian).

A friend and I were recently discussing how spineless modern boycotts are.

We set a goddamn deadline for when the Reddit boycott ended. No wonder Spez just waited. Most people then just continued using the website. What a disgrace.

Imagine if after one week of the genocide in Gaza, the BDS efforts just stopped. A boycott must be indefinite. It should go on until demands are met.