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realitista@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago

Are you pissed?

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Are you pissed?

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realitista@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago
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  • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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    1 hour ago

    Love me some truewagner

  • sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works
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    The websites so much better

    https://impissed.net/

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    7 hours ago

    Looks like he is polish

    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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      6 hours ago

      They said smile, not get engaged and win the lottery!

  • DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    I paid 20 bitcoin for this service in 2009. Im still kind of pissed.

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    7 hours ago

    Double your money back? I smell a money making opportunity.

  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    If you’re pissed, that means you had to arrive at the state of pissed. So at some stage, you were pissing.

    Logically, unpissing would help you revert. And if experimental dance helps the urine go back in, it can’t be a bad thing. Although it probably cooled down in the interim, so it could be a bit of a shock, which could lead to being pissed again. So you could have a quantum superposition of both pissing, and reverse pissing.

    Physics and interpretive dance is where it’s at, kids! The forefront of science! Thanks impissed.net!

  • o1011o@lemmy.world
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    THUMPASAURUS https://youtu.be/T6dmMUR9TVI This is one of the best songs in existence.

    • content_educator_94@thelemmy.club
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      This is great

  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    His son actually further developed the experimental dance therapy into the practice of mental karate.

  • SillyDude@lemmy.zip
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    In the before picture I am unsure of this mans emotions. In the after picture I can confidently say that is not a man who is pissed. This service is clearly essential. I suggest immediate government subsidies of $39 upwards to $1,500,000,000,000.

  • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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    7 hours ago

    Did you learn ballet… sarcasticly?

  • Thatuserguy@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    WHERE IS HIS SON HENRY??? IS HE OKAY???

    • eezeebee@lemmy.ca
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      Relax, it clearly says he’s in @thumpasaurusmusic

  • CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    I prefer to use Brett’s angry dance from Flight of the Conchords.

  • gon [he]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    THUMPASAURUS!!!

    Amazing website, but I prefer this one by them: Choose wisely…

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    Wait until Wall Street discovers the money back clause

  • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    I’m self pissed

    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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      I’m pissing

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        I’m pissing in the rain, just pissing in the rain! What a wonderful feeling, when I shut off my brain!

        chases the elderly with feathers

        Gonna getcha! Gonna tickle your granny! Goochi goochi goo!!!

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          Ok now I’m pissed, no one chases my granny with a feather! Prepare to be danced at!

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            Is this why you hate the internet?

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