Sorry, book broke

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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldwisely
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    14 days ago

    With all this newfangled nonsense I’m surprised you didn’t pick ancient scroll or the orb like that other loser.

    Or should I say poser. Wizard Pope my ass mole.

    I’m a traditionalist and here you are suggesting I kill my 1000 rats? Ha, can’t even bend the minds of rodents to assist you in your craft. Rats are friends, not filth.

    Run along now with your microdose potions and pumpkin spice hex concoctions. I’ll be here unlocking the depths of concious while enjoying the natural taste of a craft you could never achieve


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    Eh, eye of frog tastes terrible though and due to size thickens the mixture. Can’t even just use less as that throws off the cornea to iris ratio.

    Sure, if effects all you care about, go at it. Some of us are craftsmen though.

    Owl cats gotta go. Love them but they’re just a companion. I have a thousand rats to keep me company.

    Can’t lose blood magic, can’t have blood magic without page boy, ancient scroll has that sweet wrinkle, nah owl cats where it’s at


  • I’m not vegan but I agree what the absolute fuck. It’s like when I learned some jams weren’t vegan. It’s strawberry my guy. I’ve made strawberry jam and I never needed to add in cow.

    So much random stuff just adds meat and meat by product and I’m just here thinking “why”? Is it just that cow bone and tendons are usually waste product and thus cheap? Massive subsidies extending all the way down?

    No culture in history has eaten as much meat as we do. It’s not usually a daily thing let alone something that’s just kinda also in everything.

    They be putting fish juice in our beer to make it clear and bones in our sugar to make it whiter. Our money has tallow in it.












  • Or do like me and install to a 200gb partition, then carve down the window partition to create a third partition to keep new files, repeat untill you have 5 partitions on your drive. After that, find that you haven’t touched windows in forever and wipe it now that everything is spread between an unethical amount of partitions.

    At least I can give them funny names