And a guy doing his best to be respectful whose image was also posted widely and nonconsentually to everyone.

For the awful crime of existing in public we sentence you both to internet mockery.

Seriously I fucking hate these random shots of unaware people living there lives being made into memes. Fuck that shit I just want to ride the bus

Nobody can force you to supply all your files. Any search must be specific and with particular intent. You don’t have to assist them either they have to get it themselves. If you’re worried about searches seizures fully encrypt your PC. Not that hard on windows and a a single checkbox on install with most Linux distros (also easy to do afterwards). You never have to provide a password.

You’re not going to be charged though unless you’re really hated by the police. Nor will you be caught if you use a VPN. It’s just not going to happen. What’s more likely is a civil suit from a company you’ve pirated from but even that’s incredibly unlikely unless you’re prolific with seeding your downloads.

Always remember cops are legally allowed to lie to you they can and do break the law and you should never speak to them more than legally needed. (Provide name\license maybe place of residence depending on where you are and the crime investigated) don’t talk to cops otherwise ask for a lawyer and keep asking until provided one. Doesn’t matter if it’s a traffic stop or murder case innocent or guilty

Santa Claus isn’t contact free?

Each christmas santa sneaks beside your bed and gifts you with little kisses before he leaves. This is the reason for seasonal increase in illness not the temperature. It’s mostly fine for fairness but was the leading factor in spreading the bubonic plague during the dark ages

King shit

You can also choose to divert power to either new Vegas, the people, or a giant space laser which is really quite nice compared to traditional methods

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Yeah they’re pretty expensive but apparently quite good. They force feed the cats as much of the stuff as they can to get the highest output keeping them in tiny cages and poorly fed (they can’t properly digest the beans and get as little food as can be given to ensure max output)

Awful stuff really

Hope you like it here enough to stay in some capacity. Welcome my friend enjoy your porn

Tuxedo computers and slimbook ship great Linux laptops btw

Get this person some weed and/or pussy they need it

I ductape it to the furnature when possible so if I need it it’s there

Ok that is sick. Absolutely no personal use was for this but I really want to force one into existance.

This is why we need better public transit. Sure, there’ll always be some inefficiancies, but in quite a few countries public transit is a very reasonable option

Along with drawn child porn he claimed were “goblin coded” and “shortstack” but came from lolicon artists.

Not relevant to the meme though

Ahh so that’s what the gspot means. Explains why I can never find it I’d never think to look on my keyboard during sex. Does this mean I have to bring my whole rig into bed or will like a laptop do?

There’s an old creepy pasta called Ben drowned. If I remember correctly it’s the “found a haunted game” trope where they find a copy of some the legend of Zelda game and a story about a drowned boy named Ben unfolds

Don’t listen to the downvoters people hated Jesus in his time and now you feel the wrath of those who would have put him on that cross.

You’re a genius

Please don’t use manjaro. Their devs are incompetant, rarely change after fucking up, it teaches bad behaviors, and they detriment the broader ecosystem constantly.

Too tired to go through with the entire list of constant fuck ups but they’re really awful. I rarely say that any distro is a poor choice but manjaro is just awful.

If you want a semi-stable rolling release opensuse tumbleweed is a good option.

Of course never an issue with just sticking with Pop. It’s a great distro to start with but also a great distro to die with after many years of love.

Most distro are the same just with different defaults anyhow. Bazzite would be the exception though lol (also a great choice to be clear)

Like what? What are they useful for?