Bard owls when Humans invented Shakespeare
Bed bugs when humans invented beds
It’s a whole species that only exists to torment us.
Speaking of, fun fact: pubic lice AKA “crabs” have become an endangered species due to changes in human grooming habits in recent decades 😁
Finally some positive fuckin news
fuckin news
Pun intended? 😁
Snowy owls looked like absolute idiots for awhile there before we made snow machines.
Hard to believe we built all those barns just for the owls.
And still, we did.
domestic cats when humans invented domicile:
Breaking Bad fans when the word ‘domicile’ exists:
Impossible not to hear it with jesse’s voice.
You mean when they invented domes
I asked my dad this question once (he’s a twitcher).
He looked at me and called me a dickhead
The hell is a twitcher?
A birdwatcher
Hmm, Im not seeing the logic of that name. Do birdwatchers twitch a lot?
It’s a British term.
It’s apparently derived from a nervous birdwatcher called Howard Medhurst.
So yeah, you’re on the right lines
Twit twoo
Toss a coin to your Twitcher, oh valley of streaming
Owl yeah!
Lmao made my morning
