Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days agoTasty!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square105linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageTasty!lemmy.worldGodric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days agomessage-square105linkfedilink
minus-squareGirl Named ZERO@piefed.zeromedia.viplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 days agoProviding satirical news articles
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 days agoSo we can blame the tears on something other than our crippling regret and or loneliness
minus-squareBlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 days agoIm not crying, Iv been chopping onions. Im making a lasagna… for one.
minus-squareArchimedes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 days agoTo cleanse the palette of that terrible whiskey
minus-squareUnpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 days agoTo explain why does a single man drink and cry.
… but what’s the onion for? 🤔
Mush it, add to whiskey.
Providing satirical news articles
Man tears
So we can blame the tears on something other than our crippling regret and or loneliness
Exactly
Im not crying, Iv been chopping onions. Im making a lasagna… for one.
Boy dinner
Without the onion it’s man dinner.
To cleanse the palette of that terrible whiskey
To explain why does a single man drink and cry.
Flavor for the plate
To cleanse the palate.