Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 29 days agoTasty!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square105linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageTasty!lemmy.worldGodric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 29 days agomessage-square105linkfedilink
minus-squareGirl Named ZERO@piefed.zeromedia.viplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·29 days agoProviding satirical news articles
minus-squareArchimedes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·29 days agoTo cleanse the palette of that terrible whiskey
minus-squareUnpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·29 days agoTo explain why does a single man drink and cry.
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·29 days agoSo we can blame the tears on something other than our crippling regret and or loneliness
minus-squareBlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·29 days agoIm not crying, Iv been chopping onions. Im making a lasagna… for one.
… but what’s the onion for? 🤔
Providing satirical news articles
Boy dinner
Without the onion it’s man dinner.
To cleanse the palette of that terrible whiskey
To explain why does a single man drink and cry.
Flavor for the plate
To cleanse the palate.
Mush it, add to whiskey.
Man tears
So we can blame the tears on something other than our crippling regret and or loneliness
Exactly
Im not crying, Iv been chopping onions. Im making a lasagna… for one.