unreachable.cloud
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago

Use the garden hose like a civilized human being

lemmy.world

message-square
20
fedilink
212

Use the garden hose like a civilized human being

lemmy.world

ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago
message-square
20
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Pirtatogna@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    9 hours ago

    Ok, I’ll just wash the tip then.

  • themaninblack@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    39
    ·
    18 hours ago

    • VonReposti@feddit.dk
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      7 hours ago

      pebis

    • Gork@sopuli.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      16 hours ago

      What can I wash in the Mountain Dew® Baja Blast®?

      • DonGirses@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        15 hours ago

        So far, not your balls.

        Your

        • SinningStromgald@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          14 hours ago

          I wash yours, you wash mine?

          • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            4
            ·
            12 hours ago

            I watch?

  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    15 hours ago

    … well, what else are sinks for?!

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      14 hours ago

      To pee in, silly.

  • gegil@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    18 hours ago

    Isnt it a main point of the sink?

  • Iunnrais@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    17 hours ago

    I have suspicions this may be a golf course bathroom?

    • sbv@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      15 hours ago

      That makes a lot of sense. Less funny tho.

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      17 hours ago

      Golf course / gay nightclub. But I think I’m being redundant.

  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    18 hours ago

    They did say it with an s, as in plural, so they want you do it one ball at a time. I’m confident in this because that’s why the soap dispenser is so low.

  • AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    18 hours ago

    Well I ain’t dippin’ em in the urinal so I guess we’re gonna have to agree to disagree.

  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    17 hours ago

    Every regulation is written in blood, or other bodily fluids.

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    18 hours ago

    The garden hose? Maaaan, it’s like 16 degrees outside! I want HOT water on my balls, because my balls are hot!

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    17 hours ago

    If you can’t dunk them at the peak level after a flush, you don’t deserve clean balls.

    • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      17 hours ago

      In most places around the world, suck a peak level would mean you have to block the toilet first.

  • tomiant@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    17 hours ago

    I promise nothing.

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 4.72K users / day
  • 9.95K users / week
  • 15K users / month
  • 28.4K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 37.7K subscribers
  • 22.3K Posts
  • 468K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.5
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org