Having sex with staff (consensually) > public masturbation

I’m only asking for help if he is cute.

Hopefully the staff have good hand washing procedures.

Hi, got a staff here.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

me, standing in the restoom near the sinks for 20 minutes

“When the hell are the employees gonna come wash my hands?”

Assistance please

I work in a clothing store, I will “assist” you in the fitting room if you bring me a bag of cookies from the nearby cookie stand.

Does that cost extra?