I would kick a tree, fart on some dogs and run away.
ooo that’s a good reference
You can do that without having to be a horse! Freeeedom!
And don’t forget taking gigantic shits wherever you go.
Way ahead of you.
Why wait. I eat all my meals from a bag around my neck.
That’s why the McDonald’s bags have those two paper rings. It’s to hang the bag from your ears.
when I was a akid, my uncle had an apple tree that gave small apples. They were edible and the size of maybe a big cherry. I ate tons of those whole. It was a fun treat.
So, crab apples?
Then you get a colic and die.
Did Tina Belcher write this?
Don’t actually eat the apple whole, that’s dangerous for the horse. The rescue I take my kid to a couple times a year always asks to step on the apple to break it up and make it less of a risk for the horse. Then you can let the horse eat the whole apple
Seems rude.
God thats so fucking real. I bet that’s fire
If you eat an apple from the top down, you can eat the middle without much texture change. Apples don’t actually have a “core”, just seeds.
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/11/apple-cores-are-a-myth/281531/
Bottom up is better, the stem becomes a useful handle for those last few bites
