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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

no shit

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      deep fried shit post

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    I

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      That’s cra

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    It is a art

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    This is g⠀⠀s.

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    Jar-jar:

    The art of shitposting isa simple
    First yousa take a shitshit
    Then yousa doodoos a postpost

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      I can hear this.

  • ☼ Pero@lemmy.zip
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    Thanks, this helped

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    First you shit then you post

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      Can you not do it from the toilet?

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        You shit on a toilet?

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          a hwhat?

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          Rich people and their toilets, amirite?

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            https://www.un.org/en/observances/toilet-day

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              please do not tell my family they will give me no rest

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          The files are in the computer?

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            points at house blueprints “He lives in that piece of paper!?”

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              “And who built those bridges?”

              “Mugatu!”

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    Genius!

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    Something is wrong with my color settings.

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      It’s not you. In this episode, Picard blue himself.

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        alexa make a mix of the song i’m blue if i was green i would die by eiffel 65 and put picard in the music video

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      Also, (in addition to other reply) if you were familiar with the franchise, you’d notice he only has two (with one empty) pips on his collar instead of the captain’s four.

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        Oh I’m familiar with the episode, where he doesn’t become captain. I was actually referring to the text portions being not visible.

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    First you post up, then you shit

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