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Follow the rules!

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    Top left should be a clown, source I’m a developer.

  • JamBandFan1996@lemmy.ml
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    As long as we can all agree users are the worst

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      I disagree. I am designer, project manager, QA, and Sysadmin at my small company, and I am the worst.

  • jade52@lemmy.ca
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    Hi I’m a designer and this image is correct.

  • antsu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    As a former sysadmin, this is correct.

    • ITGuyLevi@programming.dev
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      As a current one I concur.

    • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
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      9 hours ago

      My dad’s a sysadmin, this is definitely correct.

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    In my job, I put on all five of those hats in the same day.

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      For the last five years I’m been the one man show. There are only five sites and around a hundred and twenty machines. Really a low effort job truth be told. I’ve finally got rid of all the ‘managed solutions’ and things rarely break as a result.

    • mech@feddit.orgOP
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      And how do you see yourself?

      • wabafee@lemmy.world
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        I guess a corporate slave /s

        • Bosht@lemmy.world
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          No need for the /s brother. We are all wage slaves.

        • Magnum, P.I.@infosec.pub
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          He’s the stupid guy.

  • khánh@lemmy.zip
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    I love how designers are seen as infants twice (and a monkey once)

    • SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev
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      I have found they are the most likely to have lower computer literacy than they need to be for their job. It’s not optional, no SysAdmin should have to babysit someone.

    • furry toaster@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      12 hours ago

      and as evil megalomaniac once

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    As a network admin, the sysadmins are a bunch of fucking monkeys.

    • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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      Don’t be jealous just because we can do your job as well as our own.

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        even the AV guys can do network these days

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          Yeah they are great at getting the vlan access just right. Right?

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            juuuuuussstttttttt r- oh fuck its gone.

            its always (m)DNS

        • Magnum, P.I.@infosec.pub
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          The cleaning lady runs the network at our company.

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        Pretty sure you got that backwards, bud. Everytime there’s a problem the sysadmins can’t solve they immediately blame it on the network. Then we gotta dig out our sysadmin hats and fix it for them.

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          probably highly dependent on your work environment:

          it’s the exact opposite at our office…

          • mail service goes down
          • dafuq.jpeg
          • check icmp; no ping
          • was there an update, patch or something? …nope?
          • check with network: did you guys change anything?
          • oh yeah, new network config!

          head>desk

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    As a former sysadmin I agree with this chart

    • shadshack@feddit.online
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      As a current sysadmin I concur.

    • yaroto98@lemmy.world
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      As former QA I also agree with this chart.

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        As a designer who turned into a developer, had to do minor server stuff, manage my own freelance projects and debug it all…

        I quit and started working in old cars and handyman stuff. Not a Luddite, but fuck marketing, temporarily organizing pixels, and spying on users for pennies.

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    Sysadmins for the win!

    Yup. It’s perfect.

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    As a former sysadmin, I approve this message.

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    This image is older than current CS students

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    Doesn’t look like project managers come off good to anyone, then. Even themselves.

    • Ænima@lemmy.zip
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      Cause their one good generative AI prompt from being replaced!

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    I know one of the people in this chart, small web

  • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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    Its true.

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      IT is true

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        Sysadmins don’t give a fuck about the lesser disciplines.

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          Yes, but can you tell me what “IT” stands for?

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            Itchy Taint, if you’re me!

            • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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              tea tree soap helps with that

          • mech@feddit.orgOP
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            Involuntary Twitching?

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            Can you? I’ve been a sysadmin for thirty years. Guess.

            • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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              What does it stand for? What doesn’t it stand for?

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              • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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                Unexpected IT Crowd.

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                I have no idea what you are on about. I don’t care either. You have said less than nothing and I’m gonna ignore you from now on. You seem like management. Full of shit.

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                  Yes, yes I can see what you’re getting at. But the specific letters: “I” “T”, what do they stand for?

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    The “seen by project managers” row is so accurate it hurts. It needs to be updated with a caption that reads “chatGPT please tell me how to replace this person with a subscription”.

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