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tumblr post where first post reads, alternate universe where when darth vader declares that he’s Luke’s father Luke comes to the (entirely reasonable) conclusion that darth vader and anakin skywalker were married
reply reads, How could you kill your HUSBAND?!" and Luke gets away with his hand because Anakin’s too confused trying to figure out when he and Obi Wan got married and why he’s only learning about it now
edit: also I’m @[email protected], I think my home instance is updating or sthm right now 🤷♀️
I am confused how this all makes sense.
Biologically, which does not matter as much as who actually raises you:
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader is Luke’s father,
The father who actually raises Luke was his uncle Owen.So in that sense Luke does in fact have:
A biological & BAD father- Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
& A real father who raised Luke in Uncle Owen.And in a roundabout, indirect, sense, Darth Vader did kill Uncle Owen. He just might not even know it…
No no, your mother died of sadness.
BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON HER WITH ANAKIN?!
Damnit, son. I need you to back off the hatred for a minute and think about this logically. You need a mommy and a daddy make a baby.
Alright, who was your mom and dad?
Argh, okay, listen here you little shit…
This is fantastic, thank you <3
“Leia… there’s something I have to tell you. We have two dads.”
“I knew. I don’t know how, but I always knew.”
And they looked remarkably similar! Must’ve been twins like us! Looks like “loving” twins runs through our family.
Leia kisses Luke
Ewoks dance
We have one yes, what about second father
Or Vader still cuts Luke’s hand off because he asked a dumb question and felt the need to smack him
It seems that shit works again :)
I feel like in this au Vader would be Vaddy
