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tumblr post where first post reads, alternate universe where when darth vader declares that he’s Luke’s father Luke comes to the (entirely reasonable) conclusion that darth vader and anakin skywalker were married
reply reads, How could you kill your HUSBAND?!" and Luke gets away with his hand because Anakin’s too confused trying to figure out when he and Obi Wan got married and why he’s only learning about it now
edit: also I’m @[email protected], I think my home instance is updating or sthm right now 🤷♀️
No no, your mother died of sadness.
BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON HER WITH ANAKIN?!
Damnit, son. I need you to back off the hatred for a minute and think about this logically. You need a mommy and a daddy make a baby.
Alright, who was your mom and dad?
Argh, okay, listen here you little shit…