I’m vegan but next time in Britain I’ll order shrimp
Those buggers must be filthy rich
Fuck all of you!
On the one hand it’s ‘Hurr durr, the English don’t use any spice’, and now it’s ‘hurr durr, the English over-spice their shrimp’.
It’s so cost effective too. You only need a few grains for it to make a difference
maybe stop using cocaine as spice
You can’t get fucking picky, mate. We’ve got salt. We’ve got pepper. We’ve got curry powder but we don’t understand it. And we’ve got class A narcotics.
What’s a fella to do? I’ll tell you what! Get yourself a fish supper with salt and vinegar and a truly biblical dose of cocaine on the mushy peas! Now!
Actually I think we need to put it in a pot on tables next to the salt and pepper
In other words, mass spectrometry is still able to detect trace amounts of molecules.
Now do lead, cadmium, nuclear fallout, truck tire residue, nano plastic, etc.
I’d like to see US catch analysis.
You sounds smart, is this the same jazz they used in that ncis/mythbusters episode to figure out which wine bottle was from pre nuke testing and which was counterfeit? Or do I need to be snorting my shrimp tails?
If you don’t snort them slide em this way.
Sounds like it’s fun to be a shrimp
Maybe not though. I suspect I had weed laced with cocaine once and it filled me with such dread I had to turn on all the lights in my apartment and refused to go to bed until after sunrise
Pretty doubtful it was cocaine then
Sounds like when my buddy got an edible laced with PCP.
Sounds like your buddy took more than he could handle and wanted somebody else to blame. Nobody laces cannabis products, especially not with something as expensive as PCP.
Nobody laces cannabis products
Whoever told you that lied to you. This was back when you had to buy pot from drug dealers, and people absolutely laced weed to make ditch weed seem higher quality.
Shrimps are known for their cocaine abuse. Fuckers gotta be constantly stuffing their noses.
I’m not sure they even have noses
Isn’t just about every banknote contaminated with cocaine?
50% cocaine, 50% raw sewage.
The 2019 study tested a small number of sites in Suffolk, so not all of England.
Funny how something so seemingly direct can be a lie
In the shitpost’s defense, the shrimp is pictured doing lines of cocaine with a US banknote. So accuracy wasn’t the goal. Everyone knows that shrimp snort their lines with British currency.
I mean it was ‘every shrimp that was tested’
Oh, I’ve read this one before! The cocaine was so pervasive, they even found it in the blanks! Too bad publishing that makes the report kind of useless.
If you really want to see something, and you’re sloppy with your blanks, an LCMS can detect anything you want.
Yo crazy pic they got of my home boy Jameson right there, def not sloppy slop.
Hell yeah boys
