Another Musk business model that’ll die… But not before he grifts stupid shareholders…
Well you know, you gotta phase these things out before sweeping them under the rug.
If you cut it off cold turkey everyone will be like “I did Natzi that one coming”.
I do like shorting Tesla, it’s expensive, but it just feels good
You short Tesla stock? Have you ever timed it and made a profit on it? I know there’s been pockets that it could have been profitable to you. But seems to me that you’d just be feeding money to actual shareholders.
I buy very cheap, very long dated puts and am happy to pay the premium
If you buy a Tesla you deserve a Tesla.
“Oh think I’ll treat myself to a month of gamble driving”
On Tesla’s third-quarter earnings call in October, CFO Vaibhav Taneja said that “the total paid FSD customer base is still small, around 12% of our current fleet.”
Gonna be lower soon. LoL 😂
How is this fool a billionaire? Oh, yeah. Peter Thiel using him as a distraction.
and putin found another useful idiot.
Leave the World Behind is a documentary.
Oh jeez, enshittification is so fast with today’s companies…
No thanks, Nazi.
I feel so dumb over here having paid off my current car and giving no subscription money to anyone to use all the features of my car. I’m a fool!
Fools and their money are soon parted - over and over again if they’re Tesla fanboys.
You have got to be a goddamn moron to buy a Tesla.
Anyone who still thinks he’s a genius should be mocked mercilessly.
To be fair, he’s a genius in continuesly scamming people without losing their faith in him. Although it’s less geniusness and more stupidity of other people. Yeah he’s not a genius, he’s a scammer. Not even an artist at it.
I would think they first would have to actually release the feature.
Apparently we live in a reality in which you don’t need to have a product in order make it shit anymore.
Star Citizen says hi
Star citizen is very playable right now, which is more than can be said for the full self driving
Yeah, it is an incredible vitual storefront. So many ways to spend money.
With no requirement to do so, even the largest ship you can earn ingame with about 500 hours of gameplay
And I would think that before releasing the feature they’d have to get it to stop constantly crashibg cars into large stationary objects.
It’s probably vibe-coded.
You misunderstand. The subscription is to get permission to drive your own car. Self driving slop is going to be the default.
Surely you jest.
You need to sign up for a 3 year subscription to be put on the waiting list for the product that will be ready in 5 years after you subscribed. If you don’t renew after the first 3 years you lose your spot and need to reapply.
yeah the self driving has not been approved anywhere yet. this is “supervised” only
this just the first step of burying the failure
Can you opt to pay imaginary money for it since it is an imaginary feature?
So if your subscription runs out while driving does the Tesla just stop on the road or does it immediately drive back to the dealership till you pay it?
It’s only for the “Full Self driving” feature. It would likely just disable the feature.
Burst into flames
Facts!
Scumfuck needs to hit his trillion dollar payout somehow
