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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

I am but a caffeinated goose

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I am but a caffeinated goose

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    Coffee has never given me shits. Maybe because I already had a ton of caffeine in my system

  • Ghostie@lemmy.zip
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    9 hours ago

    Elevensies?

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    deleted by creator

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    “We’ve had first coffee, but what about seventh coffee?”

  • Flamekebab@piefed.social
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    Is this actually a thing? I’ve only ever heard it from people in the US.

    • Pankkake@lemmy.world
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      From my personal experience:

      I’m not a regular coffee drinker. Whenever I do drink one, I get the urge to go number 2 within 15 minutes.

    • IngeniousRocks (They/She) @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      James Hoffman released a video on this on YT a couple weeks ago, its a bacteria that’s unique to the gut biome of Coffee drinkers.

      The video is more playful and cartoony than his normal work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZnAQ-PWQdg

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Coffee is a diuretic, but I don’t know if its the caffiene. Other caffeine drinks don’t make me have to use the bathroom soon after, like coffee does. It’s not giving diarreah, it’s just moving things along.

      • RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Maybe its the temperature of the coffee too.

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          i drink my tea that hot, it does not do it. coffee does.

          • daq@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Typical tea has around 50mg of caffeine. Typical espresso based drink has 2 or 3 espresso shots at around 65mg each. Plus milk, which a bunch of adults can’t digest to at least some degree.

            • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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              so you’re in luck i know way too much about my gut. i can test for part of the gut but i’m missing much of mine. the parts i have, black coffee accelerates transit around 33% (reduces by 1/4). Short version, it stimulates peristalsis to a degree that tea does not. If you would like specific numbers I’m going to need a day or two.

      • spamfajitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        James Hoffman just recently made a video on this very subject: https://youtu.be/LZnAQ-PWQdg

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        It may be the quantity, energy drinks do it too.

    • devfuuu@lemmy.world
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      It’s basically the only reason I actually drink coffee for.

    • datavoid@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m Canadian, sometimes you’ve just gotta go more than once a day

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        I meant more the “coffee makes you shit” thing. I’ve not encountered the idea across the pond.

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    Chocolate covered espresso beans.

    All the caffeination and none of the urination.

    • dingus@lemmy.world
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      I bought some of these yesterday and can’t stop eating them. They are like fucking crack to me. So delicious.

      Update: I ate them all

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        Watch out.

        I was talking to a doctor I know from work. We got on the subject of coffee and he told me of a classmate of his who brought a five pound bag to power him through exams. Ended up in the hospital overdosed on caffeine. A handful a day is plenty

        • dingus@lemmy.world
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          Lmao the thought had crossed my mind but they are so good! At least I don’t have any more! I am also on a med that reduces your ability to metabolize caffeine so it’s even worse!!!

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      Yay muscle pain.

      (also, you guys say toothache but not muscleache?)

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      Now with added dehydration!

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      Isn’t caffeine the chemical compound stimulating the production of urine? You’d be pissing more…but I guess if you theoretically eat enough beans and run out of bodily fluids…

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    Afternoon dookie?

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