[Drive through speaker crackling] “Destiny is a name often given in retrospect to choices that had dramatic consequences.”
“Yeah, can I get a junior bacon cheeseburger and a small frosty?”
“The courage of life is often a less dramatic spectacle than the courage of a final moment; but it is no less a magnificent mixture of triumph and tragedy.”
“Umm, okay. Thank you! I’ll uh, just pull around then.”
“God had no hand in the creation of these hotdogs. He is either ignorant of the horrors taking place within his kingdom, or impotent to stop them. Hold on, your receipt comes with buy-one-get-one free coupon.”
Those are some heavy links
to be frank, this post right here is red hot, and I relished every character
I’ve worked in a hot dog factory when I was a teenager. It’s true.
I’d say that capitalism manufactures the chains
that is literally the point of the original story (A Christmas Carol)
You’ll shoot your eye out, Ebenezer Scrooge! Now let these ghosts visit you, and try not to think about the pink slime flowing through the sewers!
You said we would never ever break the chain
