• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    [Drive through speaker crackling] “Destiny is a name often given in retrospect to choices that had dramatic consequences.”

    “Yeah, can I get a junior bacon cheeseburger and a small frosty?”

    “The courage of life is often a less dramatic spectacle than the courage of a final moment; but it is no less a magnificent mixture of triumph and tragedy.”

    “Umm, okay. Thank you! I’ll uh, just pull around then.”

    • SSTF@lemmy.worldOP
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      5 hours ago

      “God had no hand in the creation of these hotdogs. He is either ignorant of the horrors taking place within his kingdom, or impotent to stop them. Hold on, your receipt comes with buy-one-get-one free coupon.”