i’m sorry to every pair of drawn-on rectangular instagram eyebrows i’ve ever made fun of. i truly was not prepared for the brezhnev brows
Werewolf.
Brezhnev isn’t #1, he’s the entire leaderboard — those eyebrows have their own ZIP code.
He’s a bloody Hynerian!
A Farscape reference in the wild, you don’t see that everyday
Damn this dude already looks like a political caricature of himself

Posting smut like this is why the US is doomed

Peak male form
He looks qualified to own a car wash. (Reference)
Fun fact: Romania’s current prime-minister, just like Bogdan, has mighty eyebrows
Soviet eyebrows were no match for Romanian eyebrows. That’s why Romania lives on

He looks qualified to
ownbe a car wash.And now I’m just imagining that guy brushing cars with those eyebrows
Mrs. Brezhnev: “Leonid, what are you doing on that computer?”
Brezhnev: “I browse”
Dad joke level unlocked!
Mentat-ass lookin motherfucker
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
Great line from an even greater Film adaptation.
The spice must flow…
His political calculations must’ve been unparalleled.
It’s like he nabbed Stalin’s moustache off his corpse when he died and glued it to his forehead upside down.
My dad used to joke that after Stalin’s death, his mustache went into hiding as Breschnev’s eyebrows
“And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for those meddling Bolsheviks!”
He’s a mentat.

no…NO…WHAT DID THEY DO

Optical illusion.
When you turn the picture upside down it’s Tom Selleck.
His eyebrows are cosplaying as Londo from Babylon 5
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