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Gates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

"THE SUSPECT IS IN CUSTODY. JK, LOL"

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"THE SUSPECT IS IN CUSTODY. JK, LOL"

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Gates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    He’s that shithead that has input in every fucking meeting, just so it looks like he’s doing his job.

    One would think that after the Charlie Kirk fiasco he would have learned to STFU for just a bit until the facts were certain.

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      But if he doesn’t join every meeting how can he insist they pin it on an imaginary trans person?

  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world
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    On the case sir!

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    He always looks like someone’s putting something up his butt slowly and he’s not sure how to feel about it.

    • EpeeGnome@feddit.online
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      He always looks like he just trusted a fart he shouldn’t have.

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        He looks like he’s trying to fart but it’s going in and he’s not sure how to make it stop without letting people know his farts go backwards

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    If he wasn’t such a shithead I’d feel sorry for him being mocked this way. But he is.

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    Nightmare fuel

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    Just because you can freely use all the seized cocaine if you’re the head of FBI doesn’t mean you should

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      with great powder comes great responsibility.

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    With a nose like that, he made a few others punch him in the past. And I totally understand why.

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      because he’s a brown noser?

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    Why does he look like a coke head 24/7 do he and Kushner just dune style still suit with cocaine or something?

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    They need to make a nextbot out of this

  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM
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    Nearly dropped my phone

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    Oh God

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