Is not stored? What about the last discord ID leak?
I know this is a shitpost, but
“Your details are […] not stored”
“We’ll search for you in our database of breached personal information”
Makes me think of that guy who does mockups of hellworld tech concepts
Oh no, that’s a trap
yk our database of breached personal information?
geez it’s called conveinence people. :p
Very Private Now, pls.
Remember when you didn’t even need to log into anything? I genuinely want the internet to go back to that
It’s waxed and waned.
I remember when you had to log into everything, but there wasn’t much to visit. Then people started using the Internet en mas and selling ads was the market maker. So you didn’t need to log in, but you did get the most malicious JavaScript ever written trying to jam pop-ups under your cursor.
Now we’ve somehow managed to achieve the worst of both worlds
Then: “If you don’t have to pay for it then you’re the product”
Now: “You have to pay for it and you’re the product”
jesus fucking tell me about it. When the internet was the domain of the nerd doing cool shit because it was cool, instead of… ugh
But then how can we sell your email to our 1873 partners?
Come with me back to IRC land. The water’s fine.
(Technically you should log in to nickserv, but that’s it)
(Technically you should log in to nickserv, but that’s it)
/msg ns identify password
Good times.
Only if you want your nick to be reserved, right? At least that’s what Q does on quakenet.
Yeah, if you don’t worry about someone impersonating your account you don’t have to reserve.
Normally only bothered if it was somewhere I wanted to return to frequently, otherwise no point registering
Unless it’s got literally nothing of note on it, I try to make a habit to log into everything manually every time. Some sites find this “suspicious” and make me check my phone and email to get in, which can be a little annoying.
What the fuck is that real?
I can answer that but we’ll need to confirm your identify with a pic of your titties. /s
How good is your boobs or butt detector?
I’ll need to calibrate with some additional samples of titties before I can respond.
Can’t be worse than the Tumblr algorithm banning photos of deserts as porn.
Lol no, they aren’t going to try and find your ID in online data breaches. It’s a joke about these “send us your ID to confirm your age” things get breached all the time
It might work though. They keep making laws about using “commercial databases” but they never say you actually have to pay for them.
I believe it’s a post from a dude in xitter named Soren Iverson, he does posts like this all the time. Basically just black mirror-esque tech site updates.
It’s related to Australian social media ban for teenagers https://discord.com/safety/introducing-new-teen-by-default-experiences-for-australian-users It’s not discord’s fault, they are just complying with a ridiculous law.
Almost ;
it’s a parody, a caricature. Made in reaction to what you explained.
While the data breach part isn’t real, the rest of it is.
lol, the data breach part is super real. Them actually searching for it for your authentication isn’t.
Never not fucking ever will I ever upload any ID to any internet anything. I don’t like using my bank card online. Or in person. Cash is king baby, all else is bullshit and giving fuckers new and exciting ways to steal your shit
Lmfao you don’t read the community you’re in?
thanks, Today i learned :
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Hubs wanted to sell some used household goods but everybody is on Facebook marketplace and using venmo and cashapp and shit these days and I’m just like :| And now his friend says he wants to use zelle for me to go halvsies with him on hubs Christmas present. Fucking marks of the beast!
So sad to me that craigslist, or even just fucking yard sales, and cash seem to be going down in use in the states. Cash is king, baby
Actually a great way to id. And cheat by using some else’s id.
Won’t be me.
One of the few use cases where I see AI being great.
