A fine for speeding, pariking or something else?
You say vehicular manslaughter, I say vehicular man’s laughter.
Pan to the terrified passenger
If a tree crosses a red light in the forest and no cops are there to hear it, is it illegal, chat?
Does the tree kill a cyclist who had a green signal?
No harm, no cop, no foul
Let’s be honest, who hasnt fucked up their chassis while crossing the median doing an illegal u-turn on the highway at 3am in the morning while running on 2 hours of sleep?
Cause I sure haven’t
I didn’t fuck the chassis up. That’s all I’m saying.
Found the guy without bushes and trees on his medians…
Who needs laws when you got four paws. Am I right?
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Not everyone should be forced to drive.
Not everyone should be allowed to drive, either. Meanwhile here in Texas they give you a license regardless of any proven capability to use your eyes or think.
You have to have a low bar as to who is allowed to drive when driving is a requirement for participating in society.
I mean, what is illegal? If there is no enforcement (around me there are cops on the road like 2 days a month) then there are no road laws.
Right! Like whenever I have a little oopsy daisy in my car I just take a breath and remind myself that laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic, ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just a promise of violence that’s enacted and police are basically an occupying army.
Do you say that after running a stop sign in a school zone and killing a child?
Traffic laws are also there so you don’t kill someone with the multi tonne steel missile you are operating with such nonchalance.
The IRS says you have to write yourself a ticket so you can pay tax on it. This is how they got Al Capone’s driver.
