Since we’re re-taking the shit, I figured we should have a more efficient way to communicate. However, my brain is as smooth as a fresh burrito excretion and I gave up after 5 minutes. Maybe you all wouldn’t mind dumping some more ideas?
Arsehole
Butthole
Corn
Dookie
Excrements
Flatulence
Gastrointestinal
Halo
Icontinence
Junk
Kardashian
Loaf
Mudbutt
Nethers
O-ring
Poop
Quebec
Rusty-trumpet
Sphincter
Turd
Uranus
Vaganus
Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory
Xitter
Yarvin
Zephyr
edit: finalized some. Trying to keep most of them at 1 word to match the NATO version, with the exception of W intentionally left absurdly long to defeat the whole purpose of the alphabet.
edit2: had to make an update to commemorate the holy days of cornposting
Kaka
Kardashian
You should keep one random normal “November” or something in there
Top-tier! I added Quebec
X can stay as-is because X marks the spot.
And is incidentally the name of a website that is also full of shit.
I could see it getting this point across if I did Xitter, and as a bonus it:
- Doesn’t fully acknowledge the site’s new shitty name
- Keeps alive its old name, which pisses off sir edgelord
- Rhymes with shitter
Is it? I wouldn’t know. 🤔
Lucky you
D should be Dookie.
E - exit, but if not, Excretor
I - innards
J - junk
K - krud
N - nincompoop
Y - yarvinhole
O-ring
Just make sure it doesn’t dry out!
G should be either Gloryhole or Gash
We need a committee vote on this one. I lean towards Gloryhole since I think Gash is more specifically used as slang for the vageen. OTOH, I did use Vaganus for V initially.
Gastrointestinal
Oh, yea I think this one is a little more on-theme
Nards
Mangina
Tentatively added, but I’m on the fence. All genders have buttholes (or do they?)
I did do V somewhat specific, though. Maybe there’s another one dangling out there for that, too.
Mudbutt
I dig it, literally
C - chimney, chute
E - Excrement, exhaust pipe, exit/entrance
I - incontinence, ileum, inbox
J - jettison hatch
K - kegel-er
N - nether-nether-land, nuclear missile silo
X - eXtra pocket, xana-doo-doo, xylitol release valve
Y - young republican, yawning abyss
Z - zesty Italian, zephyr, zenith
Incontinence
Edit: or intestinal end
