Since we’re re-taking the shit, I figured we should have a more efficient way to communicate. However, my brain is as smooth as a fresh burrito excretion and I gave up after 5 minutes. Maybe you all wouldn’t mind dumping some more ideas?

Arsehole
Butthole
Corn
Dookie
Excrements
Flatulence
Gastrointestinal
Halo
Icontinence
Junk
Kardashian
Loaf
Mudbutt
Nethers
O-ring
Poop
Quebec
Rusty-trumpet
Sphincter
Turd
Uranus
Vaganus
Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory
Xitter
Yarvin
Zephyr

edit: finalized some. Trying to keep most of them at 1 word to match the NATO version, with the exception of W intentionally left absurdly long to defeat the whole purpose of the alphabet.

edit2: had to make an update to commemorate the holy days of cornposting

  • fulcrummed@lemmy.world
    31·
    4 days ago

    C - chimney, chute

    E - Excrement, exhaust pipe, exit/entrance

    I - incontinence, ileum, inbox

    J - jettison hatch

    K - kegel-er

    N - nether-nether-land, nuclear missile silo

    X - eXtra pocket, xana-doo-doo, xylitol release valve

    Y - young republican, yawning abyss

    Z - zesty Italian, zephyr, zenith