Well hopefully after you use the bidet there won’t be any shit there lol, but no. The last few times I used a bidet there was TP as well, you just dab yourself dry with a little bit and put it in a bin. Less paper, not in the sewer, but you get a dry arse. Best of both worlds.
I genuinely think a lot of people are just scared of liking it. The repression in the US is crazy in a lot of areas lol. “Can’t have anything feel good on the no-no-hole”
if the options are wet or dry butthole, I’ll take dry.
I mean, I bathe regularly and don’t scratch my butthole so I don’t think there’s many positive tradeoffs to using a bidet if I have to walk around with a sloppy dripping crack.
Alternatively you could dry yourself afterwards.
with what? a shit covered hand towel?
Well hopefully after you use the bidet there won’t be any shit there lol, but no. The last few times I used a bidet there was TP as well, you just dab yourself dry with a little bit and put it in a bin. Less paper, not in the sewer, but you get a dry arse. Best of both worlds.
Are you too good for a bidet?
I genuinely think a lot of people are just scared of liking it. The repression in the US is crazy in a lot of areas lol. “Can’t have anything feel good on the no-no-hole”
Do they shower?
if the options are wet or dry butthole, I’ll take dry.
I mean, I bathe regularly and don’t scratch my butthole so I don’t think there’s many positive tradeoffs to using a bidet if I have to walk around with a sloppy dripping crack.