Wait, there’s something scrawled on the corner down here in crayon…

i’m lazy

The only part I disagree with is stone/pounds for people’s weight. Although we use stone, I’ve never heard someone use pounds… Maybe if you’re in Weight Watchers or something, but otherwise it’d be rounded to the nearest half a stone (e.g. 9 and a half stone)

Sounds utterly weird, but I’m intrigued

Oh man, yes. Dream Scenario. It went so very awry when it became clear what it’s actually about.

Seriously cool piece of kit! I have no use for it whatsoever, but can’t help but wish I did.

Spotify knows you’re not REALLY listening to it

Personally I prefer to call myself “fattened”, like a pig I suppose, as this clarifies that it is something that has happened to me, not simply something that I am. It’s not my fault, it’s the mince pies’ fault!

Actually they misspelled ‘ware’, they’re talking about who the nation’s biggest hero is afraid of.

Nah man, people just love butt stuff. This is not really new, it’s just more visible than ever.

Ya my little bro is the same. He’ll announce some thing he’s learned and it collapses under the barest scrutiny… I only hope that the rest of us are able to teach him to apply that scrutiny himself. It’s pretty scary how kids just accept shit, if you take that into adulthood… Well, I think we see the results all around us in the world.

Oh man, frog fractions! Been a long time but that is an experience I will never forget.

That seems like it’s only a good thing! Have fun, save cash, I’m jealous haha!

I kinda wish I had. Maybe I still will… 50 hours in I finally got my first escape and I now find I’m struggling to go back to it because it just keeps getting harder lmao. I just wanna tell Dusa how great she is.

Hamburger is body parts, just squashed

Times are hard for all those folks who identify as attack helicopters. I wondered why we didn’t hear from them so often anymore, I guess now we know. Poor lil guys.

What?

5G to the rescue (unless you’re my boss and then omg nothing is working???)

TBF if you’re young, so much software just comes through software managers or super easy installers. Steam + Windows store is probably enough for most people. Maybe? Idk, I have no idea what’s on the Windows store except Minecraft.

Best to euthanize, put all the other cats who have to listen to it rant out of their misery

But equally that might be what they’re thinking. There’s no simple equilibrium in this game… If your opponent pulls, your best move is not to pull. If they do not, your best move is to do so.

Well, from a pure game theory standpoint, assuming you only value your relatives. This is all somewhat disregarding the three innocents in the middle.