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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

I’ll just be over here…

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I’ll just be over here…

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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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    you’re not starting an argument. You’re just bad at ragebait

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    listen here you little shit…

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    Trolling is as old as the internet.

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      trolling is a pretty new invention made up on Instagram

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        I see what you did there.

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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      sorry I can’t read “gif not available”.

    • WeeneyTodd@lemmy.world
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      No you didn’t

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        That’s not an argument, it’s just contradiction!

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          No it isn’t

  • NotSteve_@piefed.ca
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    Me when when someone else takes over my argument for me 🥰

    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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      lazy

    • REDACTED@infosec.pub
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      staying silent because the other dude got even better arguments

      • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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        breathing a sigh of relief that you were right cuz you were about to start making shit up

  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    These fools think we read our inboxes and don’t just mark all as read

    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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      mark Deez nuts

    • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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      If its over five comments I click mark all as read.

    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      [laughs in muting replies on Piefed]

  • lividweasel@lemmy.world
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    🍍🍕

    🏃

    • SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      🥝🍕

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        🍌 🍛 🥓 🍕

        Edit: for people who don’t know banana curry pizza with ham is a real dish in Sweden. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/bananas-and-curry-on-pizza-thats-how-the-swedish-do-it-180984961/

        • gigastasio@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          🪱🧴🍕

  • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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    trollllllllloooo.

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        Yeah thats the guy.

  • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Creepy resemblance.

    The altered cat photo accompanying this post appears atop a post about Alexander Acosta, who bears a striking resemblance to the altered image.

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      that’s not a resemblance

      • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Well first, I was on drugs at the time.
        But second, you don’t think that wide nose with the flared nostrils, the hooded eyelids, and the smarmy smile that screams “I have no respect for humanity” makes them resemble each other?

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    I think, therefore I am…

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      I think, therefore I am…

      a fucking dumbass that’s what

    • thenextguy@lemmy.world
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      Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.

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        Hmmmmm… Do you have any proof that he was not a sober poop?

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        Therefore he was. A shart.

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    You remind me of all the leftist Linux nerds here who believe socialism/communism and Linux are viable/worthwhile systems when they’re obviously not feasible in the real world.

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      You win the ragebait thread 🏆

    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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      check out Antarctica, liberal.

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      I read this and started writing an actual reply. I am not a smart man.

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        I have a hard time imagining what reply there could even be. Sorry, I’m just really tired of people unfairly demonizing the rich and promoting useless shareware operating systems.

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          The most widely used operating systems in the world are based on unix/linux. Android (the most used OS in the world), MacOS, iOS, ESXi (as well as most hypervisors that aren’t hyper-v) are all based on Linux/Unix. That’s not even mentioning routers, switches, load balancers, and other high performance networking equipment. Other critical internet infrastructure (like root DNS servers) are all based on Unix or Unix-derivitives.

          Just because it’s not a widely used desktop OS doesn’t mean that Linux/unix aren’t relevant.

          Not sure if you’re being serious or not, but I’ve personally had very little issue with gaming on Linux. To the Unix/Linux folks, windows 11 feels like a trash heap of bugs and blue screen crashes that suck.

          To be fair though: Desktop Linux isn’t for everyone. Making generalized statements about Linux is silly when you aren’t a Linux user. Feel free to keep doing it, though. And if this was bait: 10/10

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            They are being sarcastic.

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      Hey, watch what you’re sayi—waaaaiiit a miinnnuuute

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      Windows is a mental disorder.

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        Linux is a mental asylum

        • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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          These are both surprisingly apt.

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          The healthcare we need, but don’t deserve.

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    That annoying pos Tuvix deserved to die, any captain should have shot it on sight.

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      any captain worth their salt wouldn’t bother the time

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    It’s like tossing a grenade into a room and walking away.

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      it wouldn’t explode, do you even know how grenades work???

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      Cool guys don’t look at fireballs they tossed in the room.

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