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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

"So It's Basically Skateboarding But With Your Fingers Mr President"

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"So It's Basically Skateboarding But With Your Fingers Mr President"

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de
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    3 days ago

    This is so irrelevant that I can’t be bothered to find out if it really happened or not.

  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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    This is the presidential equivalent of copaganda

  • db2@lemmy.world
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    Don’t try to humanize him after everything he’s said and done the past 8 decades. It’s gross.

    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldOP
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      I was making fun of him. Weird take.

    • felsiq@piefed.zip
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      hard agree about humanizing this piece of shit in general, but the original (afaik) this picture is riffing off is of this kid showing this to adolf hitler. in that context i think this is really funny, at least for people who’ve seen the other version

      the same picture of a kid playing with a finger skateboard, but with adolf hitler watching

      • shalafi@lemmy.world
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        Oh! OK, that’s pretty damned funny now.

        • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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          It would be better if the guy peeking from behind was Nixon.

  • Supamanc@sopuli.xyz
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    Next press conference: “they’re doing amazing things with the skateboard - you heard of the, the, and the guy was fat, real fat, much fatter than me. I’m much slimmer. So the skateboard it’s small now, have you heard this? So small. Just need the finger. 2 fingers. So small. So we’re gonna use the skateboard. Just 2 fingers. China can’t make em this small. Just us. Just USA. And the skateboard will take the bombs straight to Iran. No need for aircraft carriers anymore. Just the skateboard.”

    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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      And then he started finger blasting all over the oval office. The desk, along the wall, everywhere. It was beautiful, really. He even finger blasted me a little.

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        Pew pew … pew pew … pew

    • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
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      Sounds to coherent for him honestly

  • MBech@feddit.dk
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    I see Bieber got fat

    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldOP
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      Now i cant unsee it 😂

    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      Justin Buffet.

      Debut album of yacht rock about cruise ship self serve meals.

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