Where I live one cafe did this:
It was about 70 years ago and become so popular that today everyone in the town uses it. You can just order ‘nube’ or ‘mitad’ and they will know exactly how much milk you want. Only in this one town though. Try this anywhere else and barista won’t know what you’re talking about. Not as cute as the guinea pigs of course.
Difficulty in life, ascending from left to right.
Just label each with a cute yet distinct name. Then customers would associate each name with the blend they order, with bonus lore.
I’m sorry, ma’am, there isn’t a black guinea pig…?
Number 1, so a cup of milk?
titanium dioxide
Heavy cream, ideally.
Foam
It must have been so hard to line up that many guinea pigs in a row
Tell me you suck at lining up guinea pigs in a row without telling me you suck at lining up guinea pigs in a row.
Probably AI or taxidermy.
Chloroform
Or a nailgun
Noise Reducing Earmuffs.
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Is anyone else seeing a row of human faces?
Do uhh
Do you know what humans look like?
Uhh yeah? Loud little fuzzy things that poop everywhere.
I’ve got two in a cage in my bedroom. Affectionate little critters once they warm up to you.
Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!
It’s like when you say the same word over and over it starts to sound funny. The more of them you look at the faker they appear.
Not a bad idea.
I like my coffee as I like my guinea pigs…
Are you a Peruvian?
Of course I roast my coffee, don’t you?
I prefer mine pre digested by a Asian mammal from the Viverridae family.
But to each their own.
up my ass
Just in case: I didn’t miss your answer. I just have nothing to add.
What happens if you select Guinea pig #1, do you just get a glass of milk?
Want sugar and cream on top?
