Watching people eat them and seeing their faces contort is all I need to know. (TikTok screencap)
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I am known far and wide for liking shitty food.
I will find these and report back.
They look like rocks. Be careful, don’t crack a tooth!
RemindMe! 1 month:
Are they still alive…?
Came for the journalistic integrity, stayed through the curly fry dis, lived for the horsey sauce. Subscribed.
That was… beautiful.
That does not look like steak.
It also doesn’t anything like the actual steak bites I got last night. They’re actually pretty good.
Maybe it’s the intense lighting, maybe it’s what they used for the “marinating”, but that truly looks like rotten flesh. Zombie bites maybe, not steak
In the Minecraft world, eating zombie meat only restores a small amount of hunger and that meat gives you a debuff. So you have to eat a lot of it to be full. The debuff can be cured by drinking milk.
In Minecraft, zombie meat is just cereal.
I mean even in real life Lucky Charms are poison
So kneecapping squirrels isn’t the only way to get my fix, good to know
You always braise rodent knees. Did Arby’s parents teach them nothing!
An instant pot would also cook them properly.
Arby’s, home of the rubber meats
What an oddly specific yet totally random thing to compare them to
Damn. In concept they sound good. Except for the whole “Arby’s” part.
I tried them the other day. They were fine, but I wouldn’t order them again. They were seasoned well, but the flavor profile is not my style. Almost too smokey and woody.
The comments made by black folks on YouTube reviews about these are some of funniest shit I’ve ever read.
They’re actually pretty good. Overpriced badly though.
Arby’s has always been absolute shit.
They were pretty decent a little while ago. Back when they did the 5 beef and cheddar for 5 bucks. That couldn’t have been too long ago. lemme see…oh, over 30 years ago. Well never mind then.
That can’t be true, 2005 was ten years ago….
When was the last time you saw one close up shop? We give them crap but they’re still here, something’s working.
