Watching people eat them and seeing their faces contort is all I need to know. (TikTok screencap)
- I am known far and wide for liking shitty food. - I will find these and report back. - They look like rocks. Be careful, don’t crack a tooth! 
- RemindMe! 1 month: - Are they still alive…? - Came for the journalistic integrity, stayed through the curly fry dis, lived for the horsey sauce. Subscribed. 
- That was… beautiful. 
 
 
 
 
- That does not look like steak. - It also doesn’t anything like the actual steak bites I got last night. They’re actually pretty good. 
 
- Maybe it’s the intense lighting, maybe it’s what they used for the “marinating”, but that truly looks like rotten flesh. Zombie bites maybe, not steak - In the Minecraft world, eating zombie meat only restores a small amount of hunger and that meat gives you a debuff. So you have to eat a lot of it to be full. The debuff can be cured by drinking milk. - In Minecraft, zombie meat is just cereal. - I mean even in real life Lucky Charms are poison 
 
 
- So kneecapping squirrels isn’t the only way to get my fix, good to know 
- You always braise rodent knees. Did Arby’s parents teach them nothing! - An instant pot would also cook them properly. 
 
- Arby’s, home of the rubber meats 
- What an oddly specific yet totally random thing to compare them to 
- Damn. In concept they sound good. Except for the whole “Arby’s” part. 
- I tried them the other day. They were fine, but I wouldn’t order them again. They were seasoned well, but the flavor profile is not my style. Almost too smokey and woody. 
- The comments made by black folks on YouTube reviews about these are some of funniest shit I’ve ever read. 
- They’re actually pretty good. Overpriced badly though. 
- Arby’s has always been absolute shit. - They were pretty decent a little while ago. Back when they did the 5 beef and cheddar for 5 bucks. That couldn’t have been too long ago. lemme see…oh, over 30 years ago. Well never mind then. - That can’t be true, 2005 was ten years ago…. 
 
- When was the last time you saw one close up shop? We give them crap but they’re still here, something’s working. 
 








