Relax kiddos. They’re looking for bugs, not your bloated ass. Leave em alone for christ sakes…

Unless you live in Australia then I’m pretty sure they’re hunting you.

The Australian ones (whitetails) are more populous, venemous, and aggressive than you could imagine in summer. I’d have a kill one inside my house almost every day.

It probably doesn’t help that our houses seal worse than an average tent.

Spiders don’t go where there’s no food for them. You don’t have a spider problem, they’re trying to fix your insect problem.

Just chiming in to represent the small minority of people who strongly dislike spiders in our houses

I like spirderbros.

i like to have a couple wolf spiders hanging around. they stay out of my way and eat the more annoying bugs.

one about that size decided to make a web across my bathroom door. good morning, whoa.

I will take spiders over moths any day tbh

They make the best pets. You don’t even need to feed them.

I’ve seen many of you just chilling in your respective corners, not wanting fuckall to do with us gigantic bastards. With you, there were no mosquitoes.

You homies were chill af, and though it took great effort to overcome the fear, you and yours did not disappoint. Yours have quietly and peacefully traveled my home, often very close to me, and I watched you watching me.

Respect, spiderhomies. Mad respect, and may I continue to remember that you really just want to live, just as we do.

your spiderbabies are terrifying af and could you guys pls make bedbugs your mortal enemy pls bc fuck those assholes thank you for your fantastic work kbye 🤘 rock on spiderhomies

Well just regularly clean your house properly and then there will be no food for insects and thus no prey for them to eat and thus they will not be in your house.

Never got fear of spiders, i learned pretty quick they arent dangerous.

I remember hearing odor from ostrich eggs repel insects you could give it a try.

Here’s a flamethrower

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