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They may be arguing with you.

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that a freshly cut rose is your favorite flower, and that you’ve got several potted cacti about your home.

I definitely adhere to Scatman’s Worldview

Where do they capture the pools? From unsuspecting people’s back yards? Is there a pool farm where pools are bred in captivity? How do they tame the wild pools? So many pool questions.

Poster child of why civilized people don’t inbreed.

Of course there is. We’re in it.

“You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!” – the xkcd’s alt text

There some wives who also enjoy the scenery, if you catch my drift.

Can I get those tots poutine-style? That’s the real question.

Zhimp

Haha right you are!

I can see it and unsee it. I can sometimes do it with the “which way is the ballerina spinning” illusion.

I’ve seen many of you just chilling in your respective corners, not wanting fuckall to do with us gigantic bastards. With you, there were no mosquitoes.

You homies were chill af, and though it took great effort to overcome the fear, you and yours did not disappoint. Yours have quietly and peacefully traveled my home, often very close to me, and I watched you watching me.

Respect, spiderhomies. Mad respect, and may I continue to remember that you really just want to live, just as we do.

your spiderbabies are terrifying af and could you guys pls make bedbugs your mortal enemy pls bc fuck those assholes thank you for your fantastic work kbye 🤘 rock on spiderhomies

Or in Chinese, “Leisure Restaurant” (according to Google Translate).

Plutonium Uranium. That’s yellowcake it’s painted with.

As long as you don’t interact with the video in any way, because using the like/dislike button and leaving comments of any kind are considered to be engagement and only cause the algorithm to recommend it all the more.

Hwaaaat?!

Not content with shooting themselves in one foot, they go for the other. Knees are next, for those wondering.

What’s an Australia? Is that like one of those New Zealand’s?

Okey dokey. One cup very hot water, a single arabica bean, and 10g pure caffeine.

“Here you go, traveler, it is one of my strongest potions. Strong enough to slay dragons. I recommend picodosing to start, but do as your need demands.”