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minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·1 month agoQuick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoWhat’s ‘9’ + 5 in Javascript?
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·edit-21 month agoit’s a surprise, always a surprise
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agolol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.
minus-squareAlolanYoda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoI don’t know if I trust your answer based on your username
minus-squarepython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 month agoThere’s no rule saying that a snake can’t write Javascript
minus-squareRusty@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoNot if your girlfriend is a JavaScript developer.
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agohow many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month ago95, hell yeah, baby, that’s Lightning’s number from the movie Cars, cuz you’re MyQueen, KACHOW!!!
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoFind a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)
Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?
whats 9+5
that’d be 13, duh
What’s ‘9’ + 5 in Javascript?
14.000000003174
it’s a surprise, always a surprise
lol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.
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I don’t know if I trust your answer based on your username
There’s no rule saying that a snake can’t write Javascript
Get off Lemmy, Terrence
Not if your girlfriend is a JavaScript developer.
how many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?
95, hell yeah, baby, that’s Lightning’s number from the movie Cars, cuz you’re MyQueen, KACHOW!!!
Find a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)