I stand by it. If you do a system format on his brain then he cute but him choosing to be himself every day just ruins it all

Really annoys me because if you just sent me pics I’d be like Oh he’s cute wanna smash. But no. He has to have an empty skull equip slot

Moon lighting from his job as mayor of Toronto.

I actually owned 3, 7 stars, and an exoplanet.

You know, sometimes I think that a lot of my posts are terrible quality and not worth making in the first place. And then I see shit like this. I’m like, ah. Okay. I’m fine.

When did my mother get a sex change?

Who cares? ET Phone Home.

No

I also want your cock, but I am neither hot nor a chick.

Jorking the jorts

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Came here to second Alien Isolation. I’ve never been able to play past a certain point because my gay ass keeps shrieking loud enough to summon the ghost of Richard Simmons

I’m sorry… Cat killers?

Yeah and at this point I don’t have the energy or patience or trust levels. Fuck it I’m going to die alone with the TV on ans Star Trek playing but I won’t be surrounded by lecherous cunts

Sorry I may be dealing with some shit

Logic is a cruel bitch

Okay. Your power instantly doesn’t work as every case contains a placard saying what the dollar amount is and is therefore not an empty container

How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There’s nothing in it

Just says that the gravel is free, not that you can generate it or make it appear. You’ve got a lifetime supply of gravel from suppliers but you still gotta move it around

It is a meme