OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University admitted Thursday they had assumed the shooter was just an ordinary gunman on campus. “When that first shot rang out, we all figured it was […]
Holy shit they have to go WAAAAAY out there to make sure everyone understands it’s satire now.
I want off Mr. Toad’s wild ride. I’m still half convinced I took something 10 or 12 years ago and all this is just a bad hallucination I’m having in a hospital somewhere.
You and me both, brother. God I wish.
Cheers bros. Here’s hoping this is all a collective coma we simultaneously fell into following some awful but not life threatening accident and we wake up soon.
They’re shouldn’t have shot that gorilla back in 2016. The timeline diverged.
My lamp better start looking strange soon, because I don’t know how much more of this I can take.
Dicks out