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TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

They know that is NOT what people will use them for.

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They know that is NOT what people will use them for.

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TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Jomega@lemmy.world
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    Since everybody here but me seems to know, what exactly are these?

    • modus@lemmy.world
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      It’s a leash for your child.

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        Oh. That’s disappointing. I was expecting weirder.

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    I’m going to say something that will not improve the context of the image.

    These are supposed to be used on children.

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      One cuff is attached to the parent and the other to a child. Like in movies where a briefcase is handcuffed to a courier, the only difference is that one is a plot device and the other is Walmart making money off child abuse.

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      If I’m a male and the child is a girl what color do we need to use?

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        5 hours ago

        Google “Tom of Finland”

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      Like those leashes some parents use?

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        That’s exactly what they are, kid leashes.

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          20 years later, in therapy: “do you have any memory when this desire started?” “well I think it started when my mom got these weird handcuffs and used them so I wouldn’t run away…”

          • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Wdym “this desire”? I don’t get how will this be used.

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              >:)

              • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                i regret asking now.

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          I remember when I was in Disneyland my sister put a dog leash on my trousers so I would not run away (I was told because of child trafficking in Paris)

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            Sounds like a good idea, I got lost for hours, every single time we visited that place xD

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              Well but now I’m into puppyplay

    • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldOP
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      They looked like something a kink couple on a budget might use.

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        Practically speaking, these would be completely unsuitable for that use. An extensible cord that goes over a meter long doesnt really restrain anyone.

        • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldOP
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          Under the bed and around it.

        • icelimit@lemmy.ml
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          Just zip tie the loops.

          Forehead tap

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          Its fine if the attachment point is a Meter away

        • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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          Gives you room to hang the cord

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          Wrap them up in the cord first

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        What use would two handcuffs with a 3-foot long cord between them serve? I mean I get what you’re implying but these wouldn’t restrain anyone in any meaningful way.

        • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldOP
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          Under the bed and around it to the corners. Use two sets one for feet. You gotta be creative.

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          one cuff on the top-right bedpost, one on the bottom left

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            But then how are they supposed to shake hands?

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    So you don’t get static shocks, from your friend, when you are hanging out.

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      I only engage in ESD-safe friendships.

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      So you don’t add, unnecessary commas, to your post.

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    I don’t care what yall.think, this would have saved Harambe and the whole timeline

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      fuck you might be right

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    Good but hide at least the Walmart logo please

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    what not pink/blue combo ones?

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      No straight people allowed, only gay. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

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        colour doesn’t define sexual preferences. I don’t accept your response :(

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    New friendship bracelets just hit who wants one!

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    Obligatory “salid mixer” adult swim skit:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjZRWNg8k_M

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