Drink two Mountain Dew to enable braking.
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They should at the very least connect this to your start and make it so you can’t start your car till you pay.
They already do with remote starts with some vehicles. I forget which.
Also some cars I think use your phone as the key, so if you lose your phone, it breaks, is hacked, turned off, stolen, etcetera, you can’t use your vehicle.
“bro the fuck in already inline at McDonald’s why am I getting McDonald’s ads”
The future of “smart” ads
Does it make someone a profit?
Must be good according to the free market.
We will never escape the drive to enshitification under capitalism, even if we manage to get some good regulations in the short-term, a subset of reforms will always eventually be undone or loopholed.
Line must go up.
Dear lord give me Socialism in our timePlease join your local, non-Stalinist, socialist organisations and together win Socialism in our time.inb4 someone pointing out all the shitty regimes that called themselves “Socialist”. It’s not socialist unless it’s democratic, how else do the workers control society if they can’t decide collectively how to run society?
I’m still trying to figure out how it’s legal to have massive advertisements lining roadways specifically designed to distract drivers.
I think it was ford that submitted a patent for a camera that points forward, reads bilboards, then plays a video on your dash. I hate how shitty technology is being used all in the name of money and advertising.
Well never reach any kind of utopian future where things just work and technology is used for good. It’s not about helping and feeding the needy, it’s all about satisfying the wealthy. It’s a disgusting timeline, literal rapists and genocidal maniacs running countries.
Off subject, but I wonder if these UAP sightings by the air force and navy are optical illusions, perhaps projected onto windshields.
Because they were shown to be defying physics, it’s the least fantastical explanation I can think of that fits what is undeniably true, those that deny the facts as they are notwithstanding.
I’m convinced that most North American cryptids were just memorable encounters with an owl that may have had substances involved on the part of the observer. Optical illusions being the primary source of UFO sightings, not out of the question to me
If it ever gets this bad Imma grab my SKS and go innawoods.
And it’ll be the same four fucking ads, over and over and over!
My freemium homies know what I’m talking about…
Hi, my name is ryan reynolds, do you want your own ai fuck toy to cum in 30 seconds…
Hopefully they still have the “skip ad” feature after 15 seconds
Yeah, at the current rate this is ~2027-28
He’s lucky to have the window rolling subscription
They’ll remove the à la carte pricing once they’ve lulled you in with it.
He only paid for the rolling down. It’s 2 times the cost for rolling up. 3 times the cost of it’s raining.
The trick is simple: just don’t buy smart cars
Fuck, I can actually foresee McDonald’s advertisements being holographic projected into the bottom corner of your windshield. It’s not even much worse than what car companies are already doing with your car.
There is never enough ads.
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Where I have I seen that dashboard?
They’ll start suttle but get bigger and bigger every year
suttlesubtle*
It will make me drive in the wrong side?
If yew don’t eat Fig Newtons than fuck yew.
