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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

The devil made me do it

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The devil made me do it

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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    The only thing holding me back from having way too many deviled eggs, is being too lazy and impatient to prepare all the deviled eggs Id want.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Well that and my weight loss project 🤷

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      Also the price of them little fuckers.

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    No joke last week I made 48 deviled eggs for a dinner party and as I was piping the filling I got a text rescheduling the event, leaving me with 48 deviled eggs and no one to help eat them.

    It was a dangerous time for me.

    • TheDoozer@lemmy.world
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      That angry/relieved/happy mix would make for an interesting evening for me. I’d eat the lot and feel I deserved it for how they done me dirty, even if I secretly was relieved not to have to go to a big social event.

  • Shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works
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    The voices are right.

  • ProvableGecko@lemmy.world
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    If you were a real one you would invent a chicken that shits out pre-deviled eggs.

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
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      Some sort of Satanic chicken should cover you, right?

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        If a golden goose lays a golden egg, then a deviled chicken should lay a deviled egg.

        But I’ve never heard of a scrambled chicken.

        Does a chicken salad lay an egg salad?

        • hansolo@lemmy.today
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          Yes, 200%

  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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    This is how Gaston eats four dozen eggs.

  • Nalivai@lemmy.world
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    Exactly! https://youtu.be/CBC2OCXceV8

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    Gross.

    • JigglySackles@lemmy.world
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      My sentiments exactly. I always figured they were deviled because the devil created those nasty monstrosities.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        I just spinkle smoked paprika onto a hard boiled egg and skip doing whatever it is done to the yolk that turns it vile.

  • phoenixarise@lemmy.world
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    The voices know what’s good for me, thank you very much.

  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world
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    Truth!

    • adarza@lemmy.ca
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      absolutely.

      the ‘jell-o shot’ of appetizers.

  • zbyte64@awful.systems
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    Ever tried siracha deviled eggs? Or with grey puopon? I wonder what the price of eggs are now…

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      I tried sriracha ones, they were bomb! Regular cheap eggs are about $3 per dozen where I’m at, so totally doable.

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    Rookie numbers.

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