• kapulsa@feddit.org
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    That would be amazing. Unfortunately, there will very likely be no aliens to do it. We’ll have to do it ourselves.

  • itkovian@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    Steven Erikson wrote a novel called Rejoice: A Knife in the Dark, which follows a similar premise, where politicians and billionaires are rendered completely impotent by aliens or more precisely alien AI. It is a fascinating read, imo.

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    13 hours ago

    “Cheers. Can you zip back in about a 100 years and do it again?”
    “… Ok, but why?”
    “See, we humans, well, we really are a bunch of fucking morons.
    Every hundred years or so we do the same moronic things. War, fascism, Nazis etc. It’d be great if you could do us a solid and revisit every 100 years or so. Also, kill all the billionaires on your way out. Nice one.”

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Tbf if we had ever made any attempt to not immediately put the fascists/slavers right back in power as soon as possible, and maybe kill them instead, things might not have gone this poorly.

      What im saying is: end some family lines this time.

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        this will sadly still create power vacuums that the first moron who thirsts for power would leap at :(

        just killing isn’t the solution, we need an already oiled up machine ready to take that space the instant they’re gone, you’d have maybe a week to figure all things out before people start grumbling about how things were better duing [regime] because at least they knew how to handle power

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    19 hours ago

    I honestly didn’t read past the first part and just thought “everything is already fucked, you did us a favour by freeing us from those old sacks” and then read the next 2 comments and was like oh it goes on…

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      I mean it starts off with “we have killed your leaders”, to which my immediate thought is “oh sweet, good job aliens,” and then it just keeps making sense from there.

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        15 hours ago

        Yeah I know right? It’s like, bros you already did so much! You didn’t have to do all that - but we sure as fuck appreciate it.

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    19 hours ago

    I lay my head onto the sand The sky resembles a backlit canopy with holes punched in it I’m counting UFOs, I signal them with my lighter And in this moment, I am happy Happy I wish you were here I wish you were here I wish you were here Wish you were here