“Cheers. Can you zip back in about a 100 years and do it again?”
“… Ok, but why?”
“See, we humans, well, we really are a bunch of fucking morons.
Every hundred years or so we do the same moronic things. War, fascism, Nazis etc. It’d be great if you could do us a solid and revisit every 100 years or so. Also, kill all the billionaires on your way out. Nice one.”Posadism speech bubble
“Hey, man. I’m Korg. We’re gonna get outta here on that big spaceship. Wanna come?”
Piss off, ghost!
Can we get a side order of extra mutilation on the corpses of the said leaders?
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
I honestly didn’t read past the first part and just thought “everything is already fucked, you did us a favour by freeing us from those old sacks” and then read the next 2 comments and was like oh it goes on…
I mean it starts off with “we have killed your leaders”, to which my immediate thought is “oh sweet, good job aliens,” and then it just keeps making sense from there.
Yeah I know right? It’s like, bros you already did so much! You didn’t have to do all that - but we sure as fuck appreciate it.
The difference between Kardashev type civilisations is just a matter of time and how good the species is at killing their billionaires
I lay my head onto the sand The sky resembles a backlit canopy with holes punched in it I’m counting UFOs, I signal them with my lighter And in this moment, I am happy Happy I wish you were here I wish you were here I wish you were here Wish you were here
