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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Why I won't be participating in No Nut November

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Why I won't be participating in No Nut November

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    1 day ago

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    No. Nut November!

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    1 day ago

    I am doing No Nut forever

    • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
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      That’s just self abuse.

      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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        Somewhat the point too. But also, wanting things makes me weak to manipulation.

        I need to focus on my goal instead of things I am not meant to. People need to be taught and brought into the inner circle of everything.

        The amount of effort and sacrifice needed just to be a decent gooner would cost much much more.

        Sorry, I have to be straight with you here.

    • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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      Maybe this is UsernameChecksOut

      Maybe this is other one of those individuals who opted for one of those Ken Doll surgeries

      We will never know…

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    Pretty sure it’s not healthy to abstain from ejaculation.

  • darthsundhaft@piefed.social
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    2 days ago

    Proud of you guys.

  • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    Who enjoy hunting spirits?

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      2 days ago

      Venkman et al

      • lenocolomo@lemmy.ml
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        1 day ago

        Gesundheit.

  • regular_user_v3@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    No Nut November - closely followed by Destroy Dick December

  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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    I’m going to sponsor those who participate, every nut they don’t bust I’ll bust 2. Now if you don’t mind I have A LOT of jerking to do.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Thank you for your service 🫡

  • silver@das-eck.haus
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    I can’t listen to the original anymore, I just think of bustin’

    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE

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    I ejaculate when I please, and I’ll kill any man who stands in my way.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Damn, that’s some POWERFUL ejaculate! 😉

  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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    https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE

    Obligatory

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      What a horrific masterpiece! 😱😂❤️

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    Fun fact: On average, every person has one testicle, one ovary, one breast, and half of a penis.

    • gnutrino@programming.dev
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      Slightly less than one ovary as there are slightly more men than women in the world. I’d guess slightly more than one testicle too but I’m too lazy to do the maths on whether the sex ratio difference outweighs the removal/loss of testicles.

    • dismay3915@lemmy.world
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      I want my half vagina

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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        You can have my half too, since I’m not using it 🤷🏻

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          aw that’s a waste! Let me come over we’ll put it to good use ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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            No thanks, I’m tragically cishet 😁

            Thanks for the offer, though, and good luck in your future endeavors

        • Loaf@sh.itjust.works
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          I love it when this community works together for a common goal. 🥹

          • trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works
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            It’s for the Greater Good.

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    I never really got the point of no nut November, anyone care to explain?

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      I think it was mostly an excuse to post jokes, but some people do believe being repressed is a sign of a stronger person. Or that “self care” is bad in some way - most of that comes from the lingering religious shame many were brought up with.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      Originated in the same country that invented cereals and crackers to discourage masturbation. Masturbation bad. Pedophilia and rape ok.

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        Already lost NNN just looking at that filthy, slutty neck.

    • pirateKaiser@sh.itjust.works
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      The amount of guesswork in the responses is astounding. NNN came up as cancer awareness, exactly the opposite of what some have commented, because not nutting for prolonged periods is bad for you.

      Now, the step-on-me crowd running with it is a different story entirely, it’s just what they do.

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        I don’t know if that was NNN, that sounds more like movember where you grow a mustache for prostate cancer awareness.

        It’s also a bit counterintuitive to do something for prostate cancer that raises your risk of said disease, since regular ejaculations have shown to be somewhat protective.

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          I think it started as No Shave November for prostate cancer awareness, then somewhere along the way the internet started memeing No Nut November the same way Dicks out for Harambe became a meme and then now supposedly it’s been co-opted by incels. No Shave November then changed to Movember, although they may be interchangeable. At least that’s the timeline I recall it happening.

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        i have never heard of this. when was that?

        • [deleted]@piefed.world
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          You probably never heard of it because it didn’t happen. It was a joke on social media that snowballed, as memes tend to do.

    • Rothe@piefed.social
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      Right wing puritan sex-scared propaganda campaign.

    • trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s all about precious bodily fluids, and the conservation thereof.

      • bedwyr@piefed.ca
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        The Philosopher Kant thought losing any bodily fluid drained your life force.

        Obviously he was a nut.

        • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
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          He was no nutter.

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      Incel shit.

      • pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org
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        Dang, they ruined that too?

        All I can say is , it can be a lot of depraved hedonistic fun if combined with softdom/femdom content and preceeded by Loctober… Or so I’ve heard :P

    • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Making Thanksgiving really awkward

      • MrSelfDestruct@quokk.au
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        Making that turkey look sexy as fuck.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Basically people who believe in pseudoscience about “retaining” being good for you (which is the opposite of what medical research has proved) and/or a sign of mental fortitude, nonsense like that.

      To make matters worse, there’s a lot of overlap with “men’s rights” and other organized misogyny groups such as Proud Boys and toxic masculinity peddlers such as Andrew Tate and the like.

      TL;DR: It’s silly at best, and deeply problematic if not downright harmful in many cases

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        I’m going to nut extra hard to counter those who refuse to.

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            If there is a god, then I want them to shower blessings upon anyone who puts Olivia Munn in my message inbox.

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      Apparently, if you avoid doing a thing for a brief period of time, it is a demonstration of self-control and virtue. Thus, you are a better person and can nut, drink and eat uncontrollably for the entire rest of the year. I don’t personally believe in such practices. Do anything whenever you feel like it, but in moderation.

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        While self control, doing difficult things, and fasting are good things to do, this is a very different situation. No nut is an obsession for a chunk of the nebula of Right wing, Christian, white nationalist, and Incel communities. (For the people jumping to “not all”, shut up. You’re just in a different part of the Venn diagram or are disingenuous. Also you still suck.) Making it no nut November is the really toxic parts of the manosphere getting others to do stupid stuff and doing stupid performative stuff.

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        Who would you like to moderate your nutting? /s

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    Ninety nut November!

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      A conservative estimate for a young lad at the top of his game, a menacing threat to the mature gentleman

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        I would be dead.

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