So much money spent on these machines when they could just hire an on-site hooker
Too embarrassed to crank one at the hospital, but not too embarrassed to have a machine suck you off while you stand at the row of machines with all the other donors. Urinal etiquette does apply, btw! Don’t be That Guy who goes straight for the middle BJ Bot!
I’d hope they’d at least be in stalls so that I can only see the feet of the dudes getting sucked off on either side of me.
We’ll you can hold hands with buddy on next machine. Helps to make itess stressful
If they configure them face to face, they could probably build one machine that jerks off two donors at the same time, on the upstroke and downstroke.
Mechanical docking machine
What if I need prostate stimulation?
Then just cum into the jar during a prostate exam like everyone else, unless you’re too good for that 🙄
HAL 9000: “Best I can do is slap your testicles, Dave.”
Ask buddy to help
My ex used to help everyone out like this too.
Guys, does girth similarity affect the machine’s ability to jerk off different donors?
Someone get the whiteboard…
Why is it so small though
Asians made it?
if we had these i would donate twice a day.
I’m sorry Dave, I can’t let you not cum
If they have any extras hmu
Ransomware: pay 5BTC or I’ll bite your dick off
Keeping these things sanitary must be a nightmare
That’s disgusting. Where would you even buy a horrible machine like that, and how much would that terrible thing cost with shipping?
Search “banana cleaner” on Amazon
Where can i get one? For research purposes of course…
Just Google autoblow. You might have to add a stool or something.
Just went to their website and that shit looks like a parody of itself.
But for $220…
Oh man, I have this problem to a high degree. Almost anywhere outside the home I’m embarrassed to masturbate. I feel this way at the grocery, the laundromat, even dentists office. Hospitals are intimidating, so it’s a great place to start, but there are lots of places we should be putting these. Hopefully they come out with a portable version to make this something that we don’t need to be embarrassed about anywhere really.
Would be nice to see these in supermarkets and malls, maybe in restaurants so you could pay part of the bill in cum
Well, it’s more likely to catch on than real world applications of crypto at least.
Tbf crypto currencies were a good idea that got fucked up, this is fucked already
good idea for what?
im sorry to say but its just a cope. these machines will never replace the experience of cranking one out in a public restroom