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My family will not eat beans!
I remember it; I didn’t get it.
No healthy society would treat beans as a joke
Why are red lentils on there twice?
The bottom picture seems to show split red lentils, so I’m guessing, the label isn’t right.
Ah, neat! And now I know that those are a thing, thanks!
To be honest, I was only vaguely aware that they were a separate thing before writing that comment, too. I actually have two packs of red lentils at home, which both happen to be the split variant, but neither of them say so on the packaging. 🫠
Wow look at you asking a lot of question here. Questions like: wow did you lazily find an image that was already lazily made because you were so excited about the concept of beans that you fell into a trance at the sheer quantities of beans on the screen and didn’t even look at the lentils because they aren’t really beans and thus weren’t worthy of the same attention?
Based on limited Wikipedial research, what few characteristics that distinguish bean legumes from non-bean legumes are superficial and arbitrary, certainly not definitive in any way. But you do seem like an expert, can you tell me what makes a bean a bean and a lentil not a bean? Unfortunately for you, the logical resolution to this is that no beans are beans, beans don’t exist. Only legumes. All is legumes. L E G U M E S
You make a compelling point, but have you considered this: does the word end with beans in English or whatever language has the right vibes? If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be eating my
JavaBean
Also consider expanding to:
C O N S U M E L E G U M E
It’s really fun to say
To further complicate the issue, “lentil” is the second thing listed in Brak’s ode to beans from Space Ghost’s Musical Bar-B-Que. I listened to that album so many times, we’d make our parents suffer through it on long car trips, that must have been utter torture lol.
Oh and thanks for the branding help, that’s a great note
Hmm this is a serious counter point. Plus if we count lentils as beans, what do we do about split peas which kind of feel similar. Besides making some really good dishes like this. Quite complex indeed and adds evidence to the legume is legume idea
I have also had a new conundrum: how far away from a bean form does something is for it to no longer considered to be a bean dish. Does tofu count as a bean dish because it’s from soybeans? Falafel because it’s from garbanzo beans / chickpeas. I’d feel like the answer should be no on both fronts, but where does the line start
Oh yeah, them is bean dishes baby. Much like how soy sauce is just old salty bean water. Also like how marinara is a fruit sauce. And kind of like but a little different from how most sweet potatoes are actually yams. That one’s more of a legitimate culture-wide mistake I guess.
marinara is a fruit sauce
I see which side of the is tomato a fruit or vegetable discussions you fall on
They aren’t. One is red lentil, the other red lentils. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
But there are clearly more than one of the red lentil in the bowl, making them red lentils
I love garbanzo! I have em pretty much every other week lol
BEANS!
Plus you can get Aquafaba pretty much for free by using it!
Aquafaba is the water they are cooked in (which is also the water in a can if you buy them canned). It can be used as a good egg white substitute for baking and meringues
Technically all legumes can make aquafaba, but chickpeas are usually considered some of the best for it. Also aquafaba can be frozen so you can save for later use
Lentil gang
First time bean grower, long time bean fan.
I grew some rattlesnake beans without a plan of how to consume them. It seems “exactly like green beans” is the answer but now I have a lot of rattlesnake bean pods that are too large to eat like green beans. Should I open the pods and eat the fresh medium-sized bean or should I let them get full sized and dry them out and then boil them like a regular bean? Do I let them dry on the plant or pick them at full size?
This is pretty good and all, but where is beanis?
New eyeshadow palette dropping in 3…2…
I was looking for the jelly kind.
Sorry couldn’t hear you over the beans I was eating
Adzukis are the ones in Japanese red bean desserts, that’s kinda close I guess.
This makes me ponder whether those are orbs of beans.
Beanposting was the best
It was un-bean-lievable that it ever stopped