• sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    11 days ago

    You know in TV mysteries when there’s a noise in the other room and the characters go “what’s that??” And jump up and catch the intruder?

    My house just makes those noises. It’s an old house.

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      11 days ago

      I have a golden retriever puppy, a Labrador, and 2 cats.

      When I hear loud unexpected noises, I wait until I’m mentally prepared for seeing whatever they fucked up. Sometimes that means it will wait for an hour or more if I didn’t hear any glass. The puppy is getting better at not rough housing inside, but she’s still very young and energetic.

      My house could be haunted as shit and I’d still blame the animals. Anyone who immediately thinks “Ghost!” Or “Robber!” Clearly has never owned pets.

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    11 days ago

    Every time there is an earthquake at night I wake up and think “GHOSTS?!!!” and then “Aww, nuts, just a quake. Maybe next time.”